An Ode to Snowy England

Snow has fallen,
Like the song.
Three days already
Feels too long.

The cats both love it,
It seems so sweet,
'Til they use your lap
To warm their feet.

The roads are iced,
The car won't start,
You're stuck at home,
Like some old fart.

The whole thing's rubbish
When the novelty's gone.
It's nearly a month
Since the bins were done.

I'm bored already -
Who'd have thunk?
Without my computer
I'd be sunk.

If it wasn't for shopping
On the internet,
I'd go back to bed
And hibernate.